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Oceans of Love
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Short stories by David Satterlee
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Reader's theater for two male voices. A raw and hyper-verbal talk show host just won't let a serious gender-relations author explain his book.
Oceans of Love
With apologies to “Saturday Night
Live,” David Deida author of “The Way of the Superior Man,” and John Gray,
author of “Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus.”
Also with compliments to the insights of psychologists Carol Gilligan and Terrence
Real.
Also with compliments to the insights of psychologists Carol Gilligan and Terrence Real.
Scene – two men are seated across from each other at a desk. Both are in business casual attire.
Fred Baxter (interviewer)(in announcer voice)
Okay, we’re back. For those of you just joining us, you’re listening to conservative shock-talk radio K.R.A.P. – Krap in the morning. This is your host Fred Baxter and you’re listening to Baxter’s Book Bilge.
Our guest in the studio today is Richard Johnson, author of the new book, “Women are Like Oceans and Men are Like Ships.” Richard, welcome to the show.
Richard, you’re a tall man, about 6 foot 3; may I just call you big Dick?
Richard Johnson (Author)
No.
Fred Baxter (interviewer)
Big Johnson?Richard Johnson (Author)No.Fred Baxter (interviewer)Okaaay then.
Richard, why don’t we move right on to having you tell us a bit about your book.
Is this a self-help book? Are there, you know, pictures?
Richard Johnson (Author)No.Fred Baxter (interviewer)(sighing)
Well, all right, how about you just jump right in there and get this puppy moving.